Total Medals Earned: 1,405 (From 249 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,900 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 22/49 (200/500 points)
Find Corn Poppy in Hell
Find Mona Lisa in hell
Win game with 15 points or more
Find the Scream in Hell
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the girl with the pearl earring in hell
Find son of man in hell
Find Van Gogh in Hell
Find Venus in Hell
Find 7 famous paintings in hell
Find the 3 hidden pentagrams
Win game with 25 or more points
Win game with all right answers
Medals Earned: 18/21 (305/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 14/15 (395/495 points)
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Win the Game
Theres 6 parodies on this game, 5 paintings and 1 sculptures, find the 6 hidden Spoon behind them
Medals Earned: 5/14 (65/500 points)
Survive one assassination attempt!
Survive two assassination attempts!
Get on a magazine cover!
Get re-elected once! (Real)
Get a statue!
Get re-elected once! (Fake)
Get re-elected twice! (Real)
Get re-elected twice! (Fake)
Survive three assassination attempts!
Get re-elected thrice! (Real)
Get re-elected thrice! (Fake)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/70 points)
Fail the first level
Bump into a locked door in the third level.
Beat the game and read the ending
Pick up the spray without the glasses in the fourth level
Bump into the second door of the seventh level
Beat the whole game without closing the browser and coming back
Medals Earned: 12/30 (110/495 points)
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Reach over 1000 views
Reach over 1 million site views
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 super computers
Buy over 250 items from the store
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Medals Earned: 6/10 (75/300 points)
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Get a high score of at least 20 questions
Get a high score of at least 30 questions
Get a high score of at least 50 questions
Get a high score of at least 75 questions